What is your dream job(s)?
It can be a real job that currently exists or one that doesn't yet exist but you wish it existed. You can want more than one dream job.
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my standard answer to "what would you like to be when you grow up" was always "retired".
these days, i want to be retired without having to "grow up".
@mousey @PhoenixSerenity this! When i was 6 years old, asked what i want to be when i am grown up, i answered „a grandpa, sitting all day in a rocking chair reading!“ i never changed that dream. But mayba, you know, i don’t actually need the grandkids or stuff like that…
@codingGarden @mousey @PhoenixSerenity haha same, I said "hermit" ya know, the one dispensing wisdom from a cave.
@PhoenixSerenity
Managing Barista and Janitor of a virtual bookshop-cafe.
Professional Yarn Nerd and maker of woolly, fluffy things.
Sustainability Data Analyst, working remote from my cabin with really good satellite internet and a small unkindness of not truly unkind ravens who talk and bring me odd things they find.
@johannab That last dream job sounds super rad.
I'd be a great anxious chicken counselor.
@PhoenixSerenity "Oops, sorry, can't help this one. Chuck it in the pot!"
@gooba42 I would probably adopt as a pet instead. It can live under my deck.
@PhoenixSerenity Also good but I'm still hungry...
@gooba42 This ain't a restaurant.
@PhoenixSerenity Fair. Breakfast was just on my mind, I probably should go upstairs and fix that before suggesting anymore chicken murders.
@PhoenixSerenity Are you the anxious one or is the chicken?
@PhoenixSerenity I guess it would be counterproductive for a counselor of chickens to be more anxious than her patients.
@StarkRG I would have to fire myself, if that were the case.
@PhoenixSerenity I’m deliberately not checking out the context of this toot because it’s perfect on its own.
@purplepadma @a @PhoenixSerenity that was great, thank you. I reposted it so people reading their timelines get extremely confused
@PhoenixSerenity In my dreams jobs do not exist
@PhoenixSerenity I would want Winston Wolf's gig (from the Tarantino classic, Pulp Fiction): I'd like to solve problems.
@PhoenixSerenity Beachcomber, fire lookout
@PhoenixSerenity my dream job would be comfortable retirement.
I'm tired of the dream being a job.