Working out the details of my upcoming book tour. One of them is that I will need to write a book, but I figure I’ll leave that one for last
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@jalefkowit I would come see you talk about a book you didn't write tbh
(I do know that this would be an even worse way to make money than a regular book tour is)
@SnoopJ That’s actually an incredible idea. “Show me on the poster where I said it was going to be MY book”
@jalefkowit my original thought was Jason Does a Book Report but then I realized that what you describe is basically what washed-up politicians or talking heads (what's the different anymore amirite) probably go through before *they* get their books ghost-written.
Which then led me to Jason Does a Book Report on a Book He Commissioned Because It Should Just Exist, Goddammit
@jalefkowit THE TOOTER IS MISSING
A Novel by Jason Lefkowitz and James Patterson