An XMen but it's just infinite snot. 'The Blower'
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Wolverpeen. I think that's quite self-explanatory.
@TheBreadmonkey Brogue. Able to assume the shoes of anyone through physical touch.
@TheBreadmonkey Professor Eggs. Powerful telepath but limited to knowing how anyone likes their eggs at breakfast.
I would defeat him by simply choosing tofu
@TheBreadmonkey Beets: a genius scientist who is also gradually turning into a purple root vegetable.
@TheBreadmonkey Wightcrawler: Can teleport to anywhere, so long as it’s on the Isle of Wight.
@TheBreadmonkey Jambit: charges jam sandwiches with kinetic energy and uses them as explosive projectiles.
The dastardly Spagneto, who can harness the power of spaghetti
@TheBreadmonkey What makes these so much better is that it’s like 7 AM by you right now isn’t it? Just picturing you having morning tea, barely awake, and then suddenly, “My God…what if he had an adamantine willy…”
Quite a lot if not all of the XMen (SexMen) lend themselves to porn parody names. I defy you to think of one that doesn't.
@TheBreadmonkey Challenge accepted:
Maggott:
South African mutant who met and joined the X-Men while searching for Magneto. Deceased. Survived by one of his two slugs, Eeany or Meany.
Everyone knows maggots are just like little willies. NEXT.
@TheBreadmonkey dude with a short hairy willy which has retractable metal claws. Nasty.
Isn't that just all cats?
To anyone reading this who was unfamiliar with cats penises..... I am sorry
@TheBreadmonkey wasn't this a character in the movie 'Mystery Men'?...
#MysteryBen