Dear panic disorder:
Get all the way fucked
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fuck off, Greg
I apologize to anyone actually named “Greg” who is following me
I do need a different name for my negative self-talk though, I have several good friends named Steve/Steven/Stephen and I don’t want them to catch strays
Apple marketing executive: can we market the Apple Watch based on how you can finally track your panic attack in real time? That is something that’ll help people calm down, right?
@fluffy the PERFECT use for this emoji, finally! 
also, maybe you could call it Alan and think about this every time to neutralize:
Alan,Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Ow, Ow, Steve, Steve, Steve...Hey, Hey, Hey...
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@fluffy god, wouldn't it be nice if it were that easy?
I used to call my panic disorder “Greg.” Maybe I need to bring that back.
(I also called my negative self-talk “Steve.”)